Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

(Reblogged from gookygox)
elisaintime:

misstinyterror:

katsgotyourtongue:

littleanimalgifs:

Happy piggy [x]

Holy shit

The little squeals!!! MEEP 😍

This just made my whole day better.

elisaintime:

misstinyterror:

katsgotyourtongue:

littleanimalgifs:

Happy piggy [x]

Holy shit

The little squeals!!! MEEP 😍

This just made my whole day better.

(Reblogged from elisaintime)

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Act 2, Scene 1.

"These are the forgeries of jealousy…"

Aka Titania Is Seriously Narked. For digitalstage’s #Shakes450 project

overnight-shipping:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Because not enough of us are English monarchs

(Source: felixdawkins23)

(Reblogged from gookygox)

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

saviobriion:

psilentasincjelli:

redvioletsquares:

sasskeladd:

sasskeladd:

a good omens AU where everything is the same but the bentley turns everything into taylor swift

#but imagine the demons trying to contact crowley in TAYLOR SWIFTS VOICE

FUCKING CHRIST

#she’s cheer captain and i’m- LORD BEELZEBUB

you’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess it’s a love story baby Y O U   C A N   H O P E   F O R   N O T H I N G   B U T   T H E   M E R C Y   O F   H E L L

“Bebop,” sniffed Aziraphale.

"It’s Tchaikovsky’s ‘You Belong With Me’," said Crowley, closing his eyes as they went through Slough. To while away the time as they crossed the sleeping Chilterns, they also listened to William Byrd’s "I Knew You Were Trouble" and Beethoven’s "Teardrops On My Guitar." Neither were as good as Vaughan Williams’s "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together."

(Source: princecanute)

(Reblogged from greybeardjim)
(Reblogged from curlyfoureyes)

det-ryanthehufflepuff:

Can i have a movie thats just Hawkeye and Falcon going “Caw Caw motherfucker” at people, and Black Widow being all “guys, no”

(Reblogged from det-ryanthehufflepuff)

Welcome to episode 2! In this episode: covenants, laws, Moses, outfits put together by time-traveling hippies, and more Doctor Who jokes than are strictly necessary for a theology show.

Here is the playlist if you want to start from the beginning.

whatwouldelizabethbennetdo:

original, requested by ever-easily-amused

(Reblogged from whatwouldelizabethbennetdo)

greybeardjim:

luchia13:

-everdeen:

two lovers

forbidden from one another

a war divides their people

and a mountain divides them apart

build a path to be together

yeah i forget the next couple lines but then it goes

SECRET TUNNEL

SECRET TUNNEL

THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL

yyyeah

*power chord*

….and dieeeeeee

(Source: -everdeen)

(Reblogged from greybeardjim)